Here I am sitting up past 2 am and no matter what I do I just can’t fall asleep. Can someone please come sing me to sleep? Maybe lull me into a trance? This has seriously been the longest night of my life and I’m just done with it all!
“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. -Adam Sandler”
So I’ve decided it’s time for me to start blogging about sleep and how to sleep better. I have a crazy loud snoring problem and my wife always tends to make fun of me for it. So I’ve created this blog as a gag to sort of mock her. Anyway she told me about this snoring mouthpiece called Good Morning Snore Solution. Have any of you guys ever tried something like this? It’s impossible to tell how well it would work for me. Oh well! I guess I’ll just have to keep annoying her! Or maybe I’ll just tell her to go to Stop Snoring Consumer Reports and buy one for me.